The Offical Fleshy Bald Website  
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Me with lack of Hair!
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Welcome to My completely nonsense Website! I hope you enjoy viewing half as much as I enjoyed drawing the pics and writing the text!
This site describes enjoyable pictures, gives you background about my insanity and their creation. For example, at the left you'll see the picture of me! Except I'm not actually bald but have a fine afro of fiery red locks!. So, read on, and contact me if you have comments or suggestions! Though I am ignorant and may not listen!
See me in action
This site is sure to kiss you quick and tickle your "oesophagus". As I have many strange and wonderful things in store for you. These include pictures and photos containing many things including myself, my friends, my dog and various other things (especially Fernando, he shall be explained later)
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Why listen to me?
For the sheer fun of it. I shall bring you to a world in which nothing is as it seems, racism is rampant and so am I! First you must solve this riddle! "What is bald and hairy, fleshy yet stiff, blind yet sees all and is rythmless yet dances non-stop?" First 12 correct answers get put on a hit list of their choice, (namely mine!) Em.... well that's about all this site offers so far! But bear with me! I highly recommend, those with weak stomachs to turn back now before it's too late! I have warned you!
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A rather humerous picture containing myelf
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Bald
Bald is a full-function person, this picture was taken of me in school some thursday morning in Religion. Badly in need of a hair cut and a make over. My friend lil' Da Da edited the picture using a screen shot from one of his favourite films " Starship Troopers". I admit this is not the worst picture ever taken of me but it's definitely up there! (Sorry Dave for using the picture, but I had to!)
More information about Dave
Before we continue into my labryinth of madness. I would like to take this opportunity to let you know more about me.
Name: Flesh, Bald, Hair, Schpute, Schalpie, Luege, Glimph, Kidney, Sminky, Kiwi, Kiwinio, Kiwokillinio, No Toole, Carrot top, Bunsen Head, Four eyes, Ciaran Beag and many, many more.
My Abode: A Cardboard box under YOUR stairs! Don't bother looking, you'll never find me!
My Age: I am God! (Roughly about 6,000,012 years old)
Distinguishing features: Trademark red hair, freckles, spots, bad teeth (As of 23/11/04 I now have braces!) and of course my godforsaken glasses!
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