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The Fleshiest Bald Ever Made
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About the Origin of Fernando
Fernando Duran, is a middle aged Spanish man whom, my friends and I make fun of. His life is a traversy of oddness, and through the course of his life, he has done and seen it all. Examples would include taking down an entire city of Saddam loving jihads while wearing an American flag. Fernando has been voted the ugliest yet sexiest man of 2003. Beating Hollywood hunk, Colin Farrell by over one million votes. Fernando despite his ugliness is quite looker, (see right)
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Fernando in all his glory
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His Interests
Fernando is a great lover of the outdoors, he is never happier then when he is tending plants or jacking off in his greenhouse. He is also a great patron of the Arts! The art of silently killing a man 200 yards away with a tennis ball, the art of being Spanish and the art of being absolutely irresistable to women.
Fernando lives in a beautiful four storey, sixteen bedroomed mansion in Malaga. But at the moment is currently living in a hovel in Ireland, (He is on a top secret mission!)
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