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Fernando Duran goes to war

In early 2004, I became obsessed with drawing ugly people and having them think they are amazing looking. During a drawing excursion in Biology, I sketched the ugliest man in the world, and thus Fernando was created. In this original drawing, Fernando is at war in Iraq.

I guess, the reason I undertook this strange method of drawing was because of Rob, who thinks he is God's gift to the human race, which he isn't.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chernoybl Child's world Tour

I admit, this is the cruellest, sickest thing I have ever drawn, (Well Maybe... not) Anyway, at this point you are probably hating me! You have every right to but still... Fuck you! I draw what I want!!! Anyway, if I didn't draw it you'd still be thinking about it! Think about it! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

George tries to win "You're A Star"
This picture had me pissing myself when I drew it! The whole thing about shows like American Idol and You're A Star are that you have to be beautiful as well as being able to sing and possibily dance. In this picture I underline that by having a rancid looking man with the best voice ever being rejected. If you wanna more about ugly folk, listen to some stupid cunt talking about them by clicking the link on the picture.

Eater of Fat starring Martin Cassidy
Before I talk about the picture I should explain who Martin Cassidy is! Martin Cassidy aka Beard is the quietest guy in our school. Yet the most likely to kill someone! Martin is never in, he misses school months at a time and his parents never notice! In this pic, martin is following in the steps of the great Hannibal Lector and is gaining a taste for human flesh..er..fat! For more cannibalistic going ons, click on the picture to open an interesting link!
  The Briaintrix- Revegetablished
One of the finer drawings I have produced, I suppose it is neccesary to infrom you about Briain. Briain was once a healthy outgoing boy, a bit eccentric and obsessed by the strangest things, (Mayo, Vegetables, Farting and Gaelic football) but not hateable. In leaving Cert. year he changed, his personality went to that of an unsocial, annoying, high-strung twat. In this drawing I took his face and put it on a picture of a parody of yet another great film, The Matrix. The get your personality rated as one of the characters from the Matrix, click on the link and fill out the questionare, I got the "Neo" rating!

Hmmm..... Well I'm glad to say that I did not draw this picture! T'was my good friend Tiarnan. Perhaps a little obsessive, don't you think! Anyway, this is a highly DETAILED picture containing Jack White, Debby Harry, Bugs Bunny (with heat marks around his ass), a sexy unnamed pizza delivery boy, some super hero from the eighties, and of course Tiarnan himself (filming the whole scene).

The damage done to the picture is thanks to some of my friends, thanks lads!, who could not bear to see a penis bigger than their own! Hahaha! 

If Jack White is your man! Click on the picture to open a link to "The Offical White Stripes Website"

 
 
 
 
 
 




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